Meanwhile somewhere north of South Korea, north of the lovely 38th Parallel, across the Bridge of Freedom, we find Great Reader KIM Jong IL reading tea leaves...

KIM- General Wang! Cum QUICK!

WANG- What's the matter, Great Reader?

KIM- Watts-a-Matta? Watts-a-Matta for you!? Look in bottom of DickTaters tea cup!

WANG- It appears there's something in the bottom of your cup, Sir.

KIM- No shit, Sure-Wok! Them be tea weaves?

WANG- No, not tea leaves, Sir. A piece of paper. It appears to be a Chinese fortune, Sir.

KIM- A fortune, frum the Chi-knees? You means like I'm swimmin's in Yen, rollin's in the dough?! I'm witch, witch, WITCH!!!

WANG- Rich? No, Great One. Not rich.

KIM- Awww, kwap! Butts whats abouts fortune?

WANG- Fortune, like a Chinese fortune found in a "fortune cookie", my most
Glorious Self-Impaler.

KIM- What's Self-Impaler?

WANG- It's American english for a wanna-be Emperor.

KIM- Oh, like US Sintore John McLame?

WANG- Yes, Sir! (Heh-heh) Exactly like US Senator John McCain.

KIM- CRICK (quick)! Open paper of good fortune for Great Reader!

WANG- Opening paper, Sir.

KIM- What say, WHAT SAY??!!

WANG- It's in english, Sir. It says, "There's a sucker born every minute".

KIM- Korean trans-way-tion, preeze.

WANG- John McCain has bought into this Global Warming bullshit.

KIM- GREAT! Now get me anudder cup 'o Chi-knees tea. I'm needs to check on OBAMA & Hill-Ree CLINTON!!!

WANG- Coming right up, Sir!